04.30 | Fox spinning off '24' into kids cartoon

Starting this fall, viewers can see what Jack Bauer was like as a child as Fox will spin off '24' into a Saturday morning cartoon. “We’ll see a little Jack Bauer as a member of the Cub Scouts, torturing Arab kids at camp who look suspicious,” says '24' creator Joel Surnow.

Just like the primetime series, the cartoon, '24: Little Jack,' will depict a 24-hour period in the life of young Jack Bauer.

If only this were true...

03.03 | Jack and Curtis' Secret Affair

Who needs slash fiction when we now have Youtube remix parody videos?

Here's the story of the secret gay affair between Jack Bauer and Curtis Manning. It's ace.

Who needs Audrey to come back? Jack's already lost his true love...

02.11 | '24' Hour Pizza Delivery

Ever wonder what it would be like if Jack Bauer were a pizza delivery driver instead of an agent for CTU?

Here's a Youtube video that shows you what would happen.

02.07 | Jack Bauer and Aqua Teen Hunger Force team up against terrorists in Boston

When Aqua Teen Hunger Force held Boston under siege with explosive devices, only one man could stop them.

This Youtube video is hilarious. Thanks, National Lampoon.

01.23 | Kiefer Sutherland to appear as Jack Bauer on The Simpsons

Kiefer Sutherland is to appear as Jack Bauer on The Simpsons.

The animated Jack Bauer will be an agent for the Springfield Counter Truancy Unit. The episode will air May 20th, 2007.

Sutherland also recently did a voice-over cameo as an army generalon an episode of The Simpsons earlier this season.

01.19 | Another new '24' fansite for season six

Why have so many great new sites popped up recently?

Not only is there the marvellous OMFG24, but there's also '24' Comics. The '24' in 24 pages' page looks like it's going to be updated every week during season six. I especially like the 9AM - 10AM comic, where Jack tries to give Curtis a puppy.

04.01 | Kiefer Sutherland to appear on ABC's Lost

Holy fucking shit: Kiefer Sutherland to appear on ABC's Lost.

This would be AMAZING.

02.27 | How to write the perfect '24' fan fiction

Here's a great guide on how to write '24' fanfiction:

1. LA is a dangerous place. It has to happen in LA, no excuses. 2. Regardless of what happened thru the season, Jack Bauer has to end up in a bind. No happy endings, thank you. 3. You may kill one and only one of Jack Bauer’s women per season. No exceptions. 4. Whenever anyone is choosing between doom and Jack Bauer’s life, Jack will be expendable. 5. Whenever anyone is choosing between doing a bad deed, and a loved one’s life, they will all do the bad deed. Exception: Michelle.
It's also pretty funny. Now get scribbling.

01.29 | The day after: Jack Bauer's next 24 hours

Here's a somewhat amusing article that explains what happens to Jack Bauer during the next 24 hours.

10PM: Bubble bath.

11PM: Jack watches the Daily Show and the Colbert Report, waiting to see what John and Steve have to say about yesterday's events; he laughs a lot, even though they both, like all the rest of the media, have the story entirely wrong.

He probably in fact spends the next day beating up Chuck Norris.