02.27 | Things are looking bad for BBC3...
The only confirmed guest for this week's 'Pure 24' on BBC3 is Natalie Casey - the woman from 'Two Pints of Lager and a packet of Crisps' and 'Hollyoaks'. Hopefully, she'll be asked to atone for her televisual sins before being allowed on camera, but somehow I doubt it.
I'd like to suggest Xander Berkeley, who stars as George Mason in '24', or Dennis Hopper, last season's baddie, as future guests. Or, alternatively, in a completely random slant, let's have ultra-popsters Coldplay on, so they can do one the '24' theme tune for one of their wild 'n' zany cover versions.
